oh no oh nooo:(

KIM IS DIVORCING KRIS!!! WHY IS SHE SO EVIL?!?! 72 DAYS OF MARRIAGE....grrrrr...

here is an article about it that is actually crazy. Read how much money they made PER HOUR on their wedding day.

Four hours of a lackluster TV wedding special, weeks of royal wedding-sized wonder about what her dress would look like and the promise of true love in TV land -- ladies and gentlemen, we've been duped. Although we were disappointed to hear that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries were divorcing before we could finishing naming all of the jesters in the Kardashian/Jenner empire, we were actually a bit surprised.

Wouldn't momager Kris Jenner have made the apparently unhappy couple do the polite thing and stay hitched for at least a year? She must have skipped that chapter in her reality empire handbook. But the Kardashian crew's latest stunt (which appears to be a legitimate dissolution of marriage) may be just what it takes to push the Kardashian fiending public over the edge, back to a time when America's first family lived at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue not Calabasas. Enough is enough, here's why:

Trapped in a Diamond Encrusted Case of Emotion
When Kim announced in May that she and Kris Humphries were to tie the knot, we couldn't have been happier for the 30-year-old reality star who began husband material auditions immediately after little sister Khloe beat her to the punch with her own Kardashian-sized wedding. Heck, we were even hoping for a wedding special to document each step that Kim took with her Frankenstein-sized sweetie. And although she may be hurting, we are too! There was nary a dry eye (you know who you are) in living rooms across the country as Kim stepped out on her big day. We want those tears back!

Get Rich Or Divorced Tryin'
According to the New York Post, the couple made roughly $17.9 million off of their nuptials -- seemingly making the pair the smartest couple in all of Hollywood. From $2.5 million for pictures sold to People magazine to $12 to $15 million for their two night E! wedding special bonanza, although they may be devastated that their marriage didn't last more than 72 days, they're wiping their tears with Benjamins. If the couple did in fact rake in $17.9 in exchange for two simple words, "I do," then that means they made $10,358 per hour of their 72-day marriage. Question: Does this make us feel bad for them? Answer: No.

Life's Tough, Get A Helmet
Although she stole hours of our lives, could it be that Kim Kardashian was actually teaching America and the world an important lesson with her 72-days of wedded "bliss"? Kim might just be the mother we never had, who instead of relaying fables of 'happily ever after' has taken it upon herself to be the poster child for reality: "The bigger the ring, the bigger the divorce settlement." Stick that on a pillow, Kim. Either way, she's got us in Champagne glass half empty mode now.

May we also add that ever the business woman, Kris Jenner's new memoir, "Kris Jenner ... And All Things Kardashian" is set to hit stores just one day after Kim's divorce news. Coincidence? You decide.

love torrey(:

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Henry...if you really follow this website and you are reading this right now...FUCK YOU.

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WHO AM I! i havent blogged in so long i dont even think i should feel like myself! hmmmm should i waste all your guys' time and ramble about everything i feel like rambling about? probably(:

1. I am so excited for san diego! but thats a given...we have like a week til we go! "like" a week. I am also really hoping that my mommy decides to come to california and take me with her early on the 4th.  I mean we already have tickets so it would suck not to go! But you know, she may choose my brother over me. bummer. I found all these cute clothes that i am going to run out and buy right when i get there(: haha i doubt that will actually happen, but hey, atleast i have dreams(: anyway i know every good restaurant around santa monica.  Oh, and the best western we are staying in on sepulveda is like connected to a Dennys.  Just saying. I have no clue if it is ghetto or not though.  But if i remember correctly, it is like the outdoor hallway kind(: L. O. L. i dont care it will be a blast(:
2. Everyone is having boy drama.  Well not really. But there is alot of like "almost drama" going on right now and it is catching me off guard.  I am sooooo used to having nothing like this.  And seriously, i think because everyone is all excited there is all this "almost drama", we are stressing way too much, and we just need to sit back and take a breather. Plan? plan.  I mean we have so much time, why must we make everything go so fast? Ella this doesnt just apply to you(; and Mackie, well, try to spread some love.
3. I am listening to lovely music right now.  I made Nadeem really happy today by playing my Hindi music in art...and he could understand the language. I love him. You guys know this, so i should move on.
4. I cant wait for weekend! Pancake party, FINALLY HANGING OUT WITH MY MAN(hopefully), and catching up with all my recorded shows. Ahhh...heaven.
5. ELLA KOBELT. i am going right now to finish the newest gossip girl episode. You better catch up soon!! Mackie is watching large amounts of the early seasons of gossip girl right now, and i  think we got her hooked...not. but it is a possibility. Right now gossip girl has like 2 followers at our school. 
6. I LOVE YOU GUYS. i will finish this blog on number 6. kisses and hugs, t(:

negligent little girls! goodness.

so hmm what is there to report? oh yes, well i suppose you could call connor old news...because he kind of is.  he didn't make a move, and i'm not gunna wait around for him to grow a pair. apparently he caught wind of my lunch with thomas and seemed kinda sad...i probably should talk to him.  now. im not saying that i like thomas, because i don't. he just makes me laugh! and there's nothing wrong with that scenario!
(even though mackie, i know you want me to like him.) haha im just done with trying to look into the future and planning on things happening.  so i'll let this take its own course.
so guess what sucks! no halloween dance! motherfucker thats the best dance of the ENTIRE year. i was soo stoked. scary movie night? i hatteee scary movies, and i don't want to go!  ughh.
torrey, you should be proud. im catching up on gossip girl, when, yes, i should be reading lord of the flies.  but reading's overrated anyway. 
here's what im a fan of: getting teachers off topic and accomplishing NOTHING. makes me prettttty happy. haha french?
okay, im done.
XOXO
E

Gah!

Ah okay now I am going to blog for realsies.

I am in such a good mood. Like, nothing is wrong right now. Except for my stupid stomach ulcer, but whatevers:)

I am extremely excited about our four day. And tomorrow night is probs gonna be super duper fun because the four of us are going to have a blast just decorating up a storm:)

haha torrey about five minutes ago I was listening to that song on your facebook, and then it came on my Pandora just now:) coincidences galore.

Yes, Ella, love, french is a blast. MOTHA FUCKA I WILL GOOGLE TRANSLATE YO ASS.
YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO SUCK IT JUST COMES!
THATS HOW I LIKE MY BUNS. WITH SHIT COMING OUT OF THEM.
god, those dumb boys are so dumb.
also, vilar is a nut job. and she thinks things are hilarious when they have no comedic value whatsoever.

Gah. I like boys. Specifically 2.
1. I have thee biggest crush on matteo ever. EVER. and not even in a luke cardon way, like as in, I get all tongue tied when he looks at me. haha its pathetic. and today, he was talking to walter and me about walt being all sad because lindsay viscomi rejected him, and matteos like (to me) "who is the woman that breaked his heart?" I was like "haha lindsay viscomi." and hes like "oh i know her. She is not too beautiful. at least its not her. That would be bad." then he points at me and winks. GAHHHH. Im just like "hubba hubba hubba."
But it doesnt matter.....because:)....
2) The Tan man:) gah. Caroline: clarification. I dont have an orgasm everytime i see him, my butterflies(inside my stomach) have little butterfly orgasms. Got it? (haha ella.) That boy just makes me so happy:)

I feel bad for mozi. I just keep on accidently breaking his little heart. :(

Thats all I can think of:)
l is for the way you look at me
o is for the only one i see
v is very very extraordinary
e is even more than anyone that you adore can love
is more than just a game for two.
Love was made for me and you:)
mack

My turn to be a commited blogger. Biology test? Yeah, I studied for like four seconds nd then went to stumble upon and just wasted hours. I found this really cute website though! It's called a beautiful mess blog I think. It's awesome! Check it out?
So French has been suprising me lately...like it's been really fun! Mackie...mother fucker imma GOOGLE TRANSLATE yo ass. god damn I love you.
Tomorrow us deca do-good ers are community servicing from 630 to 9! Joy joy joy. We'll make it fun, knowing us, though.
It's Wednesday, theoretically Friday, being that we don't have school thursday or Friday! Its goinng to be quite a wonderful weekend...I can just tell(:
And heres my deep thought for the while:
So. My crazy ass grand parents are in town. Its just pure entertainment for a whole week! They love each other, in a hating, bitter way. Old love. Makes me wonder how long people are meant to be together. Because theyve been married for 50+ years, and I wonder how much loving there is left in them. Does that make sense? Like are we meant to be with someone for that long? Does all 'everlasting' love.....last? I just dont know.
Ponder ponder ponder,
Xxo
E

Non slacker.

Im here! alive and well, and I have thought about blogging, but I have literally nothing to talk about. literally. NOTHING.
sooo...congrats to the xc ladies. and mar mar for her 4th place. and caroline for slaying in laurel:) y'all are studs. that is all.
I seriously dont even know what to talk about.
so this is officially the shortest blog post ever.
love you all:)
mack

run run run.....run run...run...run run....run....

so umm yes we are all slacking! ESPECIALLY MACK. Anyway, my mom just left for cali about an hour ago, and im doing homework and feeling sick:( i ran the 4.7 mile community race for whitefish trails today! i got some shirts, and it was a good 'waker-upper'! Emma was there volunteering, and connor ran too (but he ran the 10k)...my dad and i decided to run literally like 20 minutes before the start of the 4 mile haha. They let us register late though so we were ready just in time:) Mr. Saw also ran the 20k(like a half marathon i think) and i hear he slayed!!! Mrs. Gaertner was also there with her kids! so i talked to them for a little(: anyway i am really tired and i actually have alot of homework! i am also super sore from the race yesterday, and from plyos, and from the race today. It was all uphill for the first 3 miles, then downhill for a little, then all uphill for like the last 1.2 miles. Normally it would have been hard, but i ran it so easy because it was pretty much just a race to loosen me up from yesterdays race.  I wasnt even breathing hard...which was a first! It was really wierd running a race and not having to compete, just like doing it for fun.  Anyway, im listening to good music, and i think im going to finish all this homework, then go watch movies and sleep for the resta the day(: i love you all, t

At school I kept thinking of all these things i had to blog about...umm and I can't remember a single one right now! Oh yes...heres one: i personally photographed the hottest French foreigner ever today for the newspaper. God he's beautiful. And he knows me! Gahhhh.
So you will all miss me tomorrow, because I am staying home and taking care of my worthless brother because he's soooo sick and both my parents are gone! Men are so dramatic about being sick. Buck up and get you're own fucking chicken noodle soup! And no, I will NOT go get you a cookie. Your sick dumb ass. Okay...I love my brother. Duh. But really.
I'm not really getting stoked for divisionals yet! Tomorrow, maybe it will set in. I hope I do well! I've been cutting 30sec off my previous time every meet so hopefully I'm in the low 22s...is 21 too much to ask for? Haha we shall see. Depends on how much shit food I eat tomorrow because i have nothing better to do. And by shit food, I mean peanut butter and toast. Really. I'm quite the rebel.
So thats what's going on in my life. Wish me luck, tomorrow Ill be trapped with a melodramatic 11 year old, and nothing to keep me occupied but pretty little liars, revenge, and gossip girl episodes. Lord help me.
Xoxo E

sickness and TV

So im sick. I was about to come to school, but no. And so now, i am feeling good enough to stand up and walk away from the countless keeping up with the kardashians and gossip girl  reruns, and actually use my brain for something other than the TV volume control, and write this blog. It may be short, it may be long. Depends on how i end up feeling. I am pretty sure im going to brave school tomorrow, which is pretty exciting since it has been 4 whole days...3 whole days of no running....bill says that can affect a race time...ughhhh. I am freaking out for divisionals, but i guess i can only do my  best....but it sure has the potential to be really disappointing! So ummm i wish i had something cool to say, but all i can tell you is: well 1: i watched all the episodes and specials on Kim's wedding, and yes it was amazing, yes i wish i had that much money, yes i love her, and yes i am still or even more uber-obsessed with her life. Creepy? i think not...come on, its kim kardashian we are talking about. ummm lets seee...oh 2: ELLA I AM CAUGHT UP ON GOSSIP GIRL! I HATE CHARLIE. I LOVE DAN. I LOVE BLAIR. AND I LOVE THE PRINCE MORE THAN YOU KNOW. Seriously ladies and gentleman, if i could have Kims life, Myself (yes i like myself), and Blairs prince...umm yeah i would have a great time.  Or even just my own life and her prince...because technically i would just turn into a princess and ummm my life would pretty much turn out the same. ohh and last but not least i would like to say: 3. I am really excited for xc, yes i missed you guys too (ahh im so cute), and i will see you tomorrow! hugs, but not too close since i dont want to spread disease....<3 torrey

good evening whitefish Montana!
we have endured possibly one of the rainiest days possible..
welcome to fall!
I'm finding it relatively hard to let go of those warm summer night carefree days without homework or stress.. how i wish it could be summer forever
...but I should probably get over that.. since were about a month into the school year!!
yuck.
so on a more positive note.. the topic you are all dying to hear the juicy details on..
jace
welll as much as I hate to disappoint everyone (cept Mackie(;).. sadly there are no "juicy" details at this moment.. apparently he's telling people we have a thing? and trust me.. that is fine by me! I just feel like there's like a mutual understanding that we like eachother.. but it has not been expressed verbally to me yet.. i have decided that possibly.. I may have to put up with a period of boringness for this to work out.. haha I'm trying real hard to take things slow.. I just really hope it works out(: wish me luck!(:
goodluck to my cross country ladies and ms Caroline tomorrow.. me and Macdaddy will be there to cheer you all on(:
love you all <3 (:(:
Marla fey(:

Karma workout today...and it was amazing. Torrey and I lucked out for sure! I mean I think I was due for some good.
Since I'm gone tomorrow i did absolutely none of my homework. It's pretty great. I played the guitar for like four hours. One of these days I'll actually have something to show for it. I can play oh Susanna and country road take me home and freefalling by Tom petty. Prettttyy exciting.
Maybe I'm just PMSey...but I'm constantly on the verge of tears. I don't even get why!Were going to pole bridge this weekend...i think it's going to make everything better.
So fall is taking over... I want to be five again and rake huge ass piles of leaves and jump in them and have nothing to worry about. Oh the days of stretchy pants and turtlenecks. Am I depressing you yet? Haha sorryy.
Satturday is our home meet!! I'm stoked(: hopefully we kick ass. We will. We always do.
Oxox
E

kkkkkkk...karma!

AHH it has been too long since i blogged...a couple days?...im trying to get back into the habit:) welllll, i may also be avoiding doing homework...as always:) so mack and ella are gone tomorrow for freeflow...and i have a stand meeting that i cant forget about! ahh....marlow how was your little lunch date with jaceyyy?:) while we were checking out good old DECA, you were racking up the romance!! ahaaaaaaa:) So im exhausted and if i want to go to bed early i should probably be doing my homework:) i feel horrible. like a super bad, sinful person.. i havent ridden or even really taken care of my horsey in like a month...and i miss her so much, but i never have time! ugghhhhh:( im so sad! it makes me so sad to think that she is down at the barn right now, hanging out, all alone and probably cold...and she must miss me! poor baby:( I WILL RIDE HER THIS WEEKEND if i can....i just want XC to be over so i can ride her everyday again:) i miss it so much, and everyday i put off riding, i lose a little more of my talent! so tomorrow night is team dinner, and im nervous, because 1. i have to make a dessert and 2. that means that the race is the morning after it. ughhh im nervous. but if i completely fail at my goal (bills goal for me) then i will and theres nothing i can do about it...and i will do better the next meet. i hope:) Ella im excited to run with you! since jv and varsity are together, tis will be a blast. Okay i need to do my math. oh one last thing before i go: so on our workout today in xc, it was a karma workout, meaning the laps around kiddie park depended on the card you drew every time. and we did it 6 times. well my karma was amazing, and i only had to run 2 2-lappers, and then 4 1-lappers....yes:) this girl has some good karma, even though she neglects her horse. its pretty much animal abuse, and i feel so bad.
kisses t

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

Somewhere over the rainbow theres a place where school doesnt exist. Can we go? Please?

Nooo torrey:p I dont think "fall for" is the correct term....I just find a guy I like and then its like, BA BAM BAM. haha but no, I dont think its a bad thing:)

guess what? I didnt have ANY homework tonight! cray cray? yeppers. So I just ate lasagna and watched New Girl:) super duper fun!

ALSO. Permit for me! woohoo!

so does anyone else think that caitlin and alyssa just made up their "boyfriends" because the boys facebooks are lacking. Like, they are friends with each other, Caitlin, and alyssa. Suspicious? yep. OR they are creepy rapist pedos. WHATEVER.

Im gonna go to the grocery store, and DRIVE:) sweet doggie!
evoluoyI
Mack

BLAH...im tired

Mack, you always fall for guys so fast! THATS NOT A BAD THING. its just cute how youre so "butterfly"-ish so soon....just dont fuck him from all your sexual cravings...gottit? good! Anyway i like the new background! its beautiful:)) we needed a little change! So i am exhausted every day in school now because, well its just so boring.  And then xc is hard, and i get even more tired! AND HUNGRY! HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY. all the freaking time.  There has to be something wrong with that. Today, in xc, i did the workout and actually ran the whole time with emma and maya and becca, and it was super hard, but i did it! and this year i havent been able to yet because they are so freaking fast, and im so out of shape....cue the food. So right now, i am pretending i have something interesting to say, and putting off all of my homework. Which, yes, is a LOT.  Ugh, and i feel all sick because i just ate a huge dinner, and im having really bad cramps. You know what kind of cramps i mean little ladies.  So, to drag this on longer, i am going to focus on all of your lives. Mackie has a man. A pretty funny man. A pretty good guy for her! (yes mack i am proud of you!) haha even though you guys tried this last year (thats okay.) but i forgot, why did your guys relationship end last year? did it just fizzle? i dont remember. fill me in. Marlow, well one thing we need to work on is you taking ella and i to lunch with you and mack instead of taking stupid guys! Bros before hoes man....or in our case i guess its hoes before bros? if you didnt catch that...ELLA AND I NEED A RIDE! DITCH THE MEN! So yeah darlingggg, you should blog soon, and fill me in a little more about Jace. This website in confidential lady, so spill all:) unless theres nothing to spill just yet...in that case, blabber. Ella....you and i are together alot now because of xc...its nice to have someone there other than...well yeah.  And we were stranded at lunch today because of an issue already addressed....so hopefully MARLOW WILL GROW SOME WOMAN BALLS AND DRIVE US! Ohhh marlow, im only being this dramatic to bully you:) please, feel ashamed:) Ella, well you have a man dilemma, sorta, in the background i guess. Connor sucks at dancing, and after he raped you, i watched him the rest of the night raping people like emma and kelsey mcfeely ect...it was gross. So umm if  you can get over that, then i have just got to say he is still pretty good looking:) naked. naked. naked. And caroline, well we all know who shes digging on:) i missed him so much! He makes my afternoon so much more bearable. So this is getting fairly long. i have got GOT GOT to do homework! kisses hugs and hickeys, hearts torrey<3
ps. ELLA. i dont actually want to see connor naked. Im not that sexually mature yet...unlike someone else i know;0

AHHHH. I am a happy camper:)
Things are just so stinking good sometimes it makes me want to throw up a rainbow.
I freaking hate drivers ed so much its not even funny. Except today, on our drive, mr caldwell told me he saw me walking down the street, and pulled closer because he thought I was a hot mom or something, and then saw it was me and got all embarassed and told my mom. haha awk.
My parents are really making me angry. Theyre all up in my business 24/7. Its quite frustrating. Im sad that tom tom dont like caroline:( but I think he will. OR he is just a homosexual.
A lot of things are annoying me recently. I dont even know why...
But they are all overshadowed:)
You guys, I like him so much. As I told caroline tonight, every time I think about it, my stomach has a little butterfly orgasm. IT MAKES ME SO FREAKING HAPPY I WANT TO DIE. I WANT TO FROLIC THROUGH A FIELD OF DAISIES AND SING SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW AND EAT LOLLIPOPS AND PUT MY HAIR IN PIGTAILS AND THEN JUMP IN A LAKE OF HAPPY GUMDROPS THAT SING ITS A SMALL WORLD. EEEEEEEEEK.
ok Im done. I wont talk about it anymore. Sorry you had to sit through my gushing. I promise no more:)
Love to you all
mack.
Ps. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (You didnt actually think I was done, did you?:p)

ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!

SO ITS OUR YEAR ANNIVERSARY!  YESS!! Im proud to say im the first to blog about this incident:) Im so sad that i couldnt come with yall to macks house last night, it was a bummer going home and going to bed...but i guess i did need the sleep...maybe:p The dance was super fun, even though most of the songs sucked butt, like the country ones haha. the only thing that made those fun was jimmy singing ALL the lyrics:) Mack i missed you there! i wish you had come, but thats okay, we have 3 more:) ...only 3...thats so sad! anyway i got sooo sweaty, as did everyone else, and my feet hurt like no other today. But regarding our 1 year anniversary, i just want to say that i love you all, and lets keep this thing going until senior year! maybe we can get caroline hooked too:) I love you all for everything you are, for marlow  being a stud muffin and such and adorable dork, for ella being the butt of all sexual jokes and loving it, for mackie making everything sexual and somehow making everyone else okay with it:p, and for caroline who is so innocent but is transforming into someone who says "butt rape" and "fuck!". haha oh darling:p anyway, i will see you all tomorrow, and now we have 2 reasons for a party: carolines bday and our anniversary! I hope the powwow was fun last night,  even though i was gone;p  kisses and hugs, and in some cases, some gyrating. Torrey<3